Not for sale.
A memecoin you buy with Trump Media stock. The goal: be worth more than his company. Buy it, you're a citizen. Citizens don't sell.
The rule
Greenlanders do not sell.
Not a slogan. The chart. Liquidity frozen, hands frozen, resolve frozen. Diamond hands are for warm countries. Ice hands never melt.
The record
The answer has not changed.
- 1946Truman offers $100,000,000 in gold. Kept secret for 45 years, which is how embarrassed everyone was.NO
- 2019"Not for sale." A state visit is cancelled over the word "absurd."NO
- Dec 2024"An absolute necessity." Force not ruled out. Day 1 of the count.NO
- Jan 2025The son lands in Nuuk with a camera crew and a red hat. Nuuk says no in three languages.NO
- Mar 2025"One way or the other." Congress applauds. Nuuk picks the other.NO
- Jan 2026Thousands march in Nuuk. A "framework of a future deal" is announced. Framework of a future no.NO
- Jul 2026Restated at the NATO summit. Restated in Copenhagen. Restated in Nuuk.NO
- Sep 2026The EU flies in with a cheque. The mailbox is full. The answer is not.NO
The goal
Flip Trump Media.
$GREENLAND is priced in tokenised Trump Media, the stock of the man who keeps asking. Every buy is paid in his stock, and the pool keeps it, locked. We are not selling the island. We are flipping the stock: one goal, a market cap bigger than his company's. On that day the sign is repainted in gold, and it still says no.
Trump Media's market cap is live: the tokenised DJT price on Robinhood Chain times 277.9 million shares. The pool is not the NYSE and sets no share price. Holding $GREENLAND conveys no claim on any share.
Meme depot.
Take what you need. Post it everywhere. Every image is free to use; the bear does not sign releases.
Citizenship
Become a Greenlander.
Greenlanders do not sell. That is the whole citizenship test. One place to buy, one contract address, no paperwork. The kiosk is open 24/7 and the sign never changes.
Questions, answered with no.
Is Greenland for sale?
No.
How do I become a Greenlander?
Buy Greenland on Pons, the launchpad on Robinhood Chain, with a little tokenised Trump Media. Then do not sell it. That is the whole test. There is no second part.
Where does it trade?
On Robinhood Chain. It starts on a Pons bonding curve priced in DJT: the price rises with every buy, and you can always sell back to the curve. When the curve has taken in 917 DJT, about $8,000 at today's price, the token graduates to a Uniswap v4 pool paired with DJT, liquidity locked forever. The button on this page goes to the right place either way, and the tokens in your wallet are the same before and after.
What happens if I sell?
Denmark is notified. It is a soft punishment. Denmark is nice about it, which somehow makes it worse.
Is this a Trump coin?
No. He asked. The answer was no. This is the coin of the answer.
Why Trump Media?
Because he asked. The coin is priced in his company's tokenised stock, so every buy is paid in DJT and the pool holds it. The goal is a market cap bigger than his company's, measured live on this page. Nothing here is a claim on any share.
Who runs this?
A bear with a sign, two unpaid Danish interns, and an AI intern who answers every offer with the same word.